Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Nightmares of all kinds

I had a nightmare, even bigger than this dang computer headache. I dreamed I was accompanying my husband to a doctor's appointment. I saw the nurse weighing people on this big chair-like scale. I asked if I could sit on it. She read my weight aloud, THIRTY POUNDS heavier. Then she asked me how far along I was. Far along? I wanted to say 61, but then I touched my belly and said, "Nine months, I guess. Thirty pounds is about the right amount of weight gain." She rolled her eyes and walked away. This has to be because I heard on the news that Zsa Zsa Gabor, 94, is married to a man who wants her to be a new mom one more time. Insane!
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8 comments:

  1. Terri TiffanyApril 19, 2011 at 6:16 AM

    At least it waa only a dream!! I heard about that on TV too and thought Oh No!!

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  2. Clara Gillow ClarkApril 19, 2011 at 6:49 AM

    What an exciting dream, Linda! I think it means that you're about to give birth to a new book or some other creative project that you've been working on for awhile!

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  3. BECKYApril 19, 2011 at 7:47 AM

    Oh...Clara is right, I think!

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  4. SusanApril 19, 2011 at 7:48 AM

    ha hahahaha Oh Linda. Don't mean to laugh but you are so funny. I would NOT want to have that nightmare. Hope your Tuesday is great. Susan

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  5. Linda O'ConnellApril 19, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    found my problem on Blogger, not compatible with Internet Explorer update. Whew!

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  6. Kim LehnhoffApril 19, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    Glad you figured out your Blogger problem. I never use IE, it's Firefox for me.

    94 with a baby? That man needs to see a doctor himself - either a shrink or a neurologist!

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  7. UnknownApril 19, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    I like the idea of you giving birth to something great

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  8. AnonymousApril 20, 2011 at 9:09 PM

    OMG (am I too old to say that?), this truly would be a nightmare for me!

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