Monday, March 4, 2013

He had his mojo going

The old gent at the mall at 6:00 this morning must have gotten a head start on the regulars. People were waving and calling his name. Two women across the mall shouted, "Sorry we missed you. Let me give you a hug." The big strapping 75 year old (at least) backed away and said, "Be careful, my shoulder hurts." The two ladies massaged his shoulders. Later I saw a woman stop him and he said, "My back hurts." As she rubbed his back he moaned with pleasure. I looked over at him, he smiled knowingly. I power walked in the other direction. I just knew he was going to say to the next woman that his hip hurt.
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11 comments:

  1. JoieMarch 4, 2013 at 9:27 AM

    That cagey ole geezer has his act together ;-)

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  2. Sioux RoslawskiMarch 4, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    And next, the groin? ;)

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  3. Joanne NoragonMarch 4, 2013 at 12:34 PM

    Those mall walkers are a regular little feel good society.

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  4. KathleenMarch 4, 2013 at 1:25 PM

    I'll bet you were right too!!

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  5. Susan SundwallMarch 4, 2013 at 3:28 PM

    So you just ignored the poor old guy, huh,Linda? tsk, tsk. =0)

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  6. Pat WahlerMarch 4, 2013 at 5:39 PM

    He gets by with a little help from his friends.

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  7. Lisa Ricard ClaroMarch 4, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    Haha! Now there's a character for one of your sassy stories.

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  8. ValMarch 4, 2013 at 6:42 PM

    Let's hope he doesn't start angling for the "kiss it an make it better" remedy.

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  9. SusanMarch 4, 2013 at 8:08 PM

    Ha ha ha ha ha I'd say the old geezer has his act together, eh, Linda? What a sly ol'fox. Funny.

    Thanks for all your visits and comments! Susan

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  10. ConnieMarch 4, 2013 at 8:41 PM

    Sounds like he's got something going on there. I'd avoid him too if I were there!

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  11. MerlesworldMarch 4, 2013 at 11:28 PM

    Clever old fellow, I bet he has all his needs catered for.
    Merle......

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