Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Oops, I did it again

Each morning I scan the Yahoo news feed, a window strip of 50 top stories. I don't give a hoot about the Hollywood youngsters, whether or not OJ really did it, or what the political scene is all about at the moment.  One headline caught my eye and made me stop and click on: HOW TO STOP ADULT BELLY.

Just when I thought I had discovered the key to busting my gut, I discovered how to take on a bully. Huh? What's up with that? I read again. Oops. I should read more carefully.

Now, if I really wanted to knock out my belly fat I would not be sitting here at 5:30 a.m. drinking a cup of hot tea, munching a banana and nibbling a chocolate chip cookie with my smile teeth to make it last longer.





  

11 comments:

Bookie said...

You are up and at 'em early this morning...need substance to keep you going! I set up tea pot and set out a fiber muffin last thing at night...then no decisions when I walk into the kitchen next morning! Isn't foolproof answer, but it helps....

Kim said...

Nibbling with your "smile teeth"...love it!

Maybe you could chase the bully - the exercise would take care of the belly.

thisisme said...

That did make me smile,Linda! You just carry on eating your chocolate chip cookies! Life's too short to not have little enjoyments like that in our lives!

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

Haha! I think chocolate chip cookies make an awesome breakfast. All those antioxidants are good for you!

Sioux said...

Kim has a great idea. Chase the bully. That will make your belly shrink. Weigh the vegetables in the store (to help keep your arms developed) but then put them back in the produce bins and buy a chocolate bar instead.

There are many things you could do...

K9friend said...

It's the holiday season. Enjoy your treats now, because January is just around the corner!

Pat
Critter Alley

Carol OurSearsKitHome said...

Those ads....they are everywhere!

Val said...

I know what you're talking about. I saw a headline that said: ATHENS MAN ARRESTED AFTER PRETENDING TASER IS PENIS.

Of course I clicked on it. And that was actually the title.

Lynn said...

You're funny.

Susan said...

ha ha ha haha Happy eating. It's Thanksgiving week! Susan p.s. Thanks for all your visits! You're the best!

Tammy said...

My belly IS a bully these days, beating all feeble attempts to dispatch it. I'm smiling at that cookie phrasing, too!