Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Nightmares of all kinds
I had a nightmare, even bigger than this dang computer headache. I dreamed I was accompanying my husband to a doctor's appointment. I saw the nurse weighing people on this big chair-like scale. I asked if I could sit on it. She read my weight aloud, THIRTY POUNDS heavier. Then she asked me how far along I was. Far along? I wanted to say 61, but then I touched my belly and said, "Nine months, I guess. Thirty pounds is about the right amount of weight gain." She rolled her eyes and walked away. This has to be because I heard on the news that Zsa Zsa Gabor, 94, is married to a man who wants her to be a new mom one more time. Insane!