Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Nightmares of all kinds

I had a nightmare, even bigger than this dang computer headache. I dreamed I was accompanying my husband to a doctor's appointment. I saw the nurse weighing people on this big chair-like scale. I asked if I could sit on it. She read my weight aloud, THIRTY POUNDS heavier. Then she asked me how far along I was. Far along? I wanted to say 61, but then I touched my belly and said, "Nine months, I guess. Thirty pounds is about the right amount of weight gain." She rolled her eyes and walked away. This has to be because I heard on the news that Zsa Zsa Gabor, 94, is married to a man who wants her to be a new mom one more time. Insane!

8 comments:

Terri Tiffany said...

At least it waa only a dream!! I heard about that on TV too and thought Oh No!!

Clara Gillow Clark said...

What an exciting dream, Linda! I think it means that you're about to give birth to a new book or some other creative project that you've been working on for awhile!

BECKY said...

Oh...Clara is right, I think!

Susan said...

ha hahahaha Oh Linda. Don't mean to laugh but you are so funny. I would NOT want to have that nightmare. Hope your Tuesday is great. Susan

Linda O'Connell said...

found my problem on Blogger, not compatible with Internet Explorer update. Whew!

June Freaking Cleaver said...

Glad you figured out your Blogger problem. I never use IE, it's Firefox for me.

94 with a baby? That man needs to see a doctor himself - either a shrink or a neurologist!

Odie Langley said...

I like the idea of you giving birth to something great

diannagraveman said...

OMG (am I too old to say that?), this truly would be a nightmare for me!