Monday, June 10, 2013

The man's a trouble maker

Nothing like catching a nap on the couch. Nothing like feeling the pins and needles tingling sensation because my arm is crimped under my chin. I have a habit when I startle awake. I raise my hands to my face to examine them. I don't know why I do it, maybe to see if I'm still connected to them.

I roused from deep sleep, raised my hands to check them out. I couldn't believe my eyes! My right hand had doubled in size. I grabbed it with my left hand, but it had no feeling. Wow! Did that bring me to my senses.

That man of mine is a trouble maker. I WILL get even with him. I'm open to suggestions.

13 comments:

Kim said...

I do that thing with my hands, too - but I've never found any that didn't belong to me!

If I were hellbent on revenge, I'd be tempted to glue pennies to the pavement, or hide the remote control.

Susan said...

hahahahaha He's got a sense of humor, Linda.

I like Kim's idea of gluing coins to the pavement but I think I'd glue a green back dollar. Maybe near his shoes in the morning. Yeah. Susan

Joanne Noragon said...

Or paint his fingernails to match yours for the next picture.

Sioux said...

Linda--I like Joanne's idea.

Also, there's the prank from MASH--take in his pants, so he thinks he's gaining weight.

What a funny story.

jabblog said...

Maddening, these men! (but funny . . . )

Susan Sundwall said...

Put that pretty pink nail polish on his nails the next time he's asleep! That'll show him. Hee hee.

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

LOL So funny! I bet you both enjoyed a grand laugh.

K9friend said...

As they say, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'm sure you'll come up with the perfect idea!

Pat
Critter Alley

Kathy's Klothesline said...

I have a feeling that when he least expects it, you will get even!

Val said...

I told my mom that story, and she laughed out loud. Keep it up. You might help me reach the ten-dollar-daughter status.

Lynn said...

You could take his picture when his mouth is open (snoring) and then threaten to post it on the web... I said threaten (not really do it as I know I wouldn't want that karma). I am sure you will come up with something.

Susan J. Reinhardt said...

LOL! What a practical joker!

Sorry I've been AWOL. It's been total craziness around here the last couple of weeks with car problems, plumbing problems, and special meetings at church.

Daisy said...

Hahaha! What a prankster! :)