Nothing like catching a nap on the couch. Nothing like feeling the pins and needles tingling sensation because my arm is crimped under my chin. I have a habit when I startle awake. I raise my hands to my face to examine them. I don't know why I do it, maybe to see if I'm still connected to them.
I roused from deep sleep, raised my hands to check them out. I couldn't believe my eyes! My right hand had doubled in size. I grabbed it with my left hand, but it had no feeling. Wow! Did that bring me to my senses.
That man of mine is a trouble maker. I WILL get even with him. I'm open to suggestions.
I roused from deep sleep, raised my hands to check them out. I couldn't believe my eyes! My right hand had doubled in size. I grabbed it with my left hand, but it had no feeling. Wow! Did that bring me to my senses.
That man of mine is a trouble maker. I WILL get even with him. I'm open to suggestions.
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I do that thing with my hands, too - but I've never found any that didn't belong to me!
If I were hellbent on revenge, I'd be tempted to glue pennies to the pavement, or hide the remote control.
hahahahaha He's got a sense of humor, Linda.
I like Kim's idea of gluing coins to the pavement but I think I'd glue a green back dollar. Maybe near his shoes in the morning. Yeah. Susan
Or paint his fingernails to match yours for the next picture.
Linda--I like Joanne's idea.
Also, there's the prank from MASH--take in his pants, so he thinks he's gaining weight.
What a funny story.
Maddening, these men! (but funny . . . )
Put that pretty pink nail polish on his nails the next time he's asleep! That'll show him. Hee hee.
LOL So funny! I bet you both enjoyed a grand laugh.
As they say, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'm sure you'll come up with the perfect idea!
Pat
Critter Alley
I have a feeling that when he least expects it, you will get even!
I told my mom that story, and she laughed out loud. Keep it up. You might help me reach the ten-dollar-daughter status.
You could take his picture when his mouth is open (snoring) and then threaten to post it on the web... I said threaten (not really do it as I know I wouldn't want that karma). I am sure you will come up with something.
LOL! What a practical joker!
Sorry I've been AWOL. It's been total craziness around here the last couple of weeks with car problems, plumbing problems, and special meetings at church.
Hahaha! What a prankster! :)
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