Hubby and I had a friendly dispute, each of us thinking the other had flipped his/her lid.
He said, "You always complain about my crumbs and mess on the counter."
I do! The sink is six inches to the left and all he has to do after making a sandwich is brush the crumbs into the sink. But he never can remember how simple it is.
"I didn't eat any lettuce."
"You may not have eaten any, but you took it out of the fridge and left it on the counter. YOU left a mess on the counter this time." He did not say "Nah-nah-nu na na!"
I insisted, "I did not! There is no lettuce on the counter. If there is, you probably took it out and don't remember."
Finally, I went to see the lettuce. I laughed and laughed until tears were rolling. Can you figure out why? Come on, tell me what YOU think is in the bag.
Okay, here's the answer: I took Liam to the pool, so I packed a bath scrubby filled with shower soap in a plastic bag to give him a quick shower after swimming. The green glob is a nylon net shower scrubby. I must admit it does look like lettuce.