Monday, March 4, 2013

He had his mojo going

The old gent at the mall at 6:00 this morning must have gotten a head start on the regulars. People were waving and calling his name. Two women across the mall shouted, "Sorry we missed you. Let me give you a hug." The big strapping 75 year old (at least) backed away and said, "Be careful, my shoulder hurts." The two ladies massaged his shoulders. Later I saw a woman stop him and he said, "My back hurts." As she rubbed his back he moaned with pleasure. I looked over at him, he smiled knowingly. I power walked in the other direction. I just knew he was going to say to the next woman that his hip hurt.

11 comments:

Joie said...

That cagey ole geezer has his act together ;-)

Sioux said...

And next, the groin? ;)

Joanne Noragon said...

Those mall walkers are a regular little feel good society.

Kathleen said...

I'll bet you were right too!!

Susan Sundwall said...

So you just ignored the poor old guy, huh,Linda? tsk, tsk. =0)

K9friend said...

He gets by with a little help from his friends.

Pat
Critter Alley

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

Haha! Now there's a character for one of your sassy stories.

Val said...

Let's hope he doesn't start angling for the "kiss it an make it better" remedy.

Susan said...

Ha ha ha ha ha I'd say the old geezer has his act together, eh, Linda? What a sly ol'fox. Funny.

Thanks for all your visits and comments! Susan

Daisy said...

Sounds like he's got something going on there. I'd avoid him too if I were there!

Merlesworld said...

Clever old fellow, I bet he has all his needs catered for.
Merle......