Someone sent me an old joke which made me laugh out loud.
Preschool teacher goes around room asks seated parent and child to introduce themselves.
She says to first mom, Welcome Mrs. Jones. Your child is named Penny. Obsessed with money, are you?
To second parent: "Well, Miss Taylor, I'm glad to meet Candy. Food addict huh?
To third mom: Welcome Mrs. Smith. Brandy is a cutie. Closet boozer, are we?
At that, a mom in the room jerks her kid by the hand, stumbles down the aisle and runs for the door, "Come on Dick, let's get out of here."