An old man and woman sat on a porch swing. The man said to her, "Honey, your teeth look just like pearls in the moonlight."
She replied with a frown on her face, "Who is Pearl, and when were you with her in the moonlight?!"
Once my honey caught his breath and wiped the tears from his eyes, he said, "This is just like US."
I had to agree, and then we were both laughing hysterically.
It's been a fun ride with my big old guy. We've been together 26 years, and on Valentine's Day we will have been hitched 21 years. Something to be said for a relationship with humor as one of the foundation pillars.