Friday, January 18, 2019

I know it's not funny, but...

My funny honey makes me laugh every single day. I am so grateful for him.

We took Alex and Liam to breakfast one day. I was picking up food as fast as Alex was dropping it.

He was doing pretty good with a fork and his fingers, so I let him alone and began eating. Bill was joking around with Liam when I noticed Alex drop a tater tot on the floor. I slid my chair over and STEPPED on it. Smashed flatter than a pancake, I picked it up, asked Bill to take it, and...

Before I could tell him to put it on the discard plate, he popped it into his mouth. "What was that flat little thing?"

My mouth and eyes popped opened wide. I could not answer.

He stared at me. "What's wrong? OH NO! You picked that off the floor, didn't you?"

"After I stepped on it," I said with my eyes downcast.

We all laughed and said, "Eew!


Yesterday we were in the car. I was driving. My honey had to sneeze. He rolled down the window and projected his sneeze out into the air. Then he grabbed the bridge of his nose. His astonished expression frightened me. "What?" I asked, thinking he had a nose bleed.

"I think I sneezed my glasses off into traffic. They're gone."

"Um, that's because you don't wear glasses anymore since last week when you had your last eye surgery."

We laughed all the way home.

I am happy for my happy man.


8 comments:

Sioux Roslawski said...

Bill not only makes you laugh, he makes your readers laugh as well.

After reading the "glasses" story, I wonder about Bill. Is it time to look for a dementia facility? ;)

Val said...

Maybe Bill still needs his glasses, to get a better look at the flat floor food you hand him.

Pat Wahler said...

How wonderful the two of you can laugh together. It sure makes the world a happier place!

jabblog said...

My husband makes me laugh, too - I'm thankful for that. He will look for his glasses while they're on top of his head - I despair!

Connie said...

Haha! Great stories. What a joy to be able to laugh with each other.

Susan said...

Oh Linda, Bill is a riot. You are sure to laugh on a daily basis. That stepped on tater tot must have been quite yummy. ha hahhahaha

Unknown said...

God bless Bill. What a funny guy.

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

Laughing with your BFF is the best, isn't it? Especially when he's your hubby. I bet you two have a lot of fun no matter what you're doing. :)