Wednesday, June 30, 2021

This one takes the prize!

Out of the mouths of babes. Charlie is two-years-old, very talkative, emotive, and so doggone cute. I was sitting on the patio when he asked me to help buckle his sandals. I leaned over and he held onto my shoulder. 

" I like you shirt, Nanny. These are so cute." He was referring to the ties on my scoop neck peasant style blouse with beads hanging on the ends. 

"Thank you, Charlie." I said.

As the blood rushed to my head, still fumbling with his sandal, he backed up a bit with his foot in my hand.

"OH, Nanny, don't be gross! Don't show you butt like this!" He pointed to my  smooshed cleavage which looked like a baby's butt.

I said, "THAT is not my butt!"

He looked at the seat of my chair. "How did you get you butt UP there?"

I said, "Those are my boobs!"

We laughed and laughed.


Kathy G said...

Too funny!

Kathy's Klothesline said...

Made me think of that old saying, "get your a$$ off your shoulders!"

Val said...

Heh, heh! Charlie might think you're a butt magician.

DUTA said...

Words coming from a two year old kid, are so sweet! He's at that stage of just beginning to discover things around him.

Red Rose Alley said...

hahahaha, that cracked me up. Kids noticed all the little things, don't they? I should send this to my sister. She had boys, and now a grandson,
who says the funniest things to her all the time. That story was priceless, Linda. Thanks for sharing it. : )


Sioux Roslawski said...

Linda--If you had saggy boobs, perhaps Charlie would have asked why you had two butts--one in the front and one in the back...

Your great-grands are hoots.

Pat Wahler said...

LOL! As Art Linkletter told us, "Kids say the darndest things."