This morning I woke at 4 and turned the TV volume low and Closed Captioning on to watch the NEWS.
The reporter said, "It started snowing again at 1:00 a.m. Roads are slick, and freezing rain is expected by noon."
I was ready to cry when he went on:
"Road crews are out plowing and salting the roads."
The Closed Captioning (which probably operates by voice command) read: ROAD CREWS ARE OUT INSULTING THE ROADS.
That is probably the truth. I laughed out loud.